There’s a new Mr. Rogers movie coming out.
If you haven’t see the trailer, it features everyone’s most lovely actor-Tom Hanks in the titular role as everyone’s favourite morning kids host.
Mr. Rogers was an American institution.
Every morning he greeted PBS kids (and on some small Canadian networks) to extol the virtues of being neighbourly, helping everyone out and not judging other people.
It didn’t matter what colour you were, what your beliefs, or your physical or mental limitations.
Mr. Rogers loved us all.
So why not make a porno version of it?
I mean, why would you make a porn version of it.
Daddy-issues aside, I am sure there were some kids out there (and lonely mommies) who started having naughty thoughts about old sweater wearing Fred.
He was the man of the house, was neat and tidy, and you always did what he told you.
Mr. Rimjob’s Neighbourhood must be as nice as Mr. Rogers Neighborhood right?
More touching, more kissing, and way more…rimjobs.
Not sure how many kids out there will know what a ‘rimjob’ is, but they will sure as heck find out soon.
Here is the trailer for the new Mr. Rogers movie, after you have finished the trailer for the dirty version.
If you really want to see the kind of saint Fred Rogers was, you only need to see when he spoke to Congress to try to get money for kids TV funding.
PBS was ready to be turned off by the Washington weiners, until Mr. Rogers took to the stand to extol the virtues of his show and PBS.
Well as you can see by the clip here, not only did he save his own show…he saved the entire network.
When you start looking at nicest guy ever, don’t you think Mr. Rogers should be up there?
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Can’t wait to see the new movie upon its release.
Until then, what’s happening in your hood Mr. Rimjob?