How you sorted for calendars? Many people like to buy them around Christmas time so that they can take advantage of a ‘full year’, but those ones can be pretty pricey.
You get yourself one of those July calendars, and you’ll be cooking for the year!
Plus, you also benefit from not having to log 6 months of horribleness.
To help out your calendar needs, I have tapped into my growing AI skills to create a Justin Trudeau calendar. I’ve left the year and dates off of it, as it looks like he might still be PM of Canada for a while.
So if you’re looking to up your advent game for the next year, or just want to burn halfway through this one, might I suggest a bespoke Justin Trudeau calendar created by yours truly?
To help you out, I have attached some of the images I created using an AI program called Leonardo. If you would like to purchase one, I might be finally able to afford the yearly AI subscription fees that I seem to be accruing weekly.
Let’s kick off the seasons shall we!
Winter
There’s no winter of discontent here, as JT gets fully into the winter spirit with warmth and style.
January is as fresh as a new outfit or dance routine. In this month, Justin is channeling his inner-urban dancer, with an homage to the break dancing antics of his youth.
Start of the year with a little JT pop’n’lock.
February is all about the demise of winter, and JT perfectly illustrates this with a groundhog head-covering that screams ‘see you later winter!.’ It is also a testament to the many furriers that helped build the nation of Canada, through the senseless slaughter of our mammals.
March sees the end of winter, and the start of new growth, or a new growing season. After legalising the herb, Justin likes nothing better than relaxing in a foreign owned cannabis factory, before heading off on another vacation.
Spring
Spring has sprung, the grass is rise, I wonder what biz Justin Trudeau is taxing this season?
April begins all festooned and frivolous, as JT embraces his inner clown in a colourful tribute to spring. A shower of patterns and balloons that says to the taxpayer, ‘you paid for it!’
May oh May, what a construction web you weave when the spring season hits. Don’t worry this year though Canadians, Construction Season will only last a week when Justin is on duty.
June is a month to celebrate pride, and if you need to borrow any, JT’s pride cup runneth over. Proud as a peacock who just landed the most beautiful peacunt in the world, Justin is ready to roll. Not to mention that holiday season is approaching after a few months of lazy work!
Summer
Summer-summer-summer time, time to get drunk and unwind. Don’t have to tell the Honourable Prime Minister twice!
July kicks off with Canada Day, and Justin is in the spirit thanks to this biologically enhanced beaver Justin just hired as Diversity Director.
August might signal the end of summer, but there is still time to bust out the cardboard, and head up to Parliament Hill to bust some moves. Everyone is welcome! Except truckers or anti-vaxers.
September pulls on all of our puppet strings as it’s back to school for everyone, or another slate of summer holidays, depends on who you are. Wink wink!
Winter
Winter is coming, and so is JT (for your tax dollars!)
October might start to feel cool and breezy, so JT was tried to channel that with fun fierceness. Mrroar!
November time and it’s finally time to start work, as Justin heads to Parliament to soak up the adulation of his peers. Feel the burn!
December finds its way to the end of the calendar, and has a question to ask. ‘What would you like your stockings stuffed with?’ If your answer is anything other than ‘Justin’, you got it wrong.
Contact me if you want one of these gems!